A drip-draft of velvet vapor sweet moisture --
flowing and circling, technically a fluid --
blowing, wiping, creeping over wounds, watches, screws, nails, brides-to-be, lunar eclipses, and dim slick interiors of glass cold slick bottles.

During their big dates of birth, how many necks were peered into?
Not very many I think it's safe to say.

How many slick hoppy insides inspected by day's end?
Few if any, as another riot erupts somewhere.

Either a smaller percentage of one than the other, or the reverse must be true. Assuming both ain't zero (not safe but ok) my bet is on the beer bottle for receiving more peers.